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Masterchef Junior both impresses and angers me. Carry on

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  • TheDink

    Am I crazy or does this look like you?

    March 21
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Little column A , little column B
    • Bleachonce
      Bleachonce
      the crying is spot on
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Uh, would need a lot less hair.
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      @wotrick: ROTF! so true XD
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      LOL bleach
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Very true Bleach, I am very emotional
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Yes, you are crazy. I wouldn't know about wotricks look, so I will just think of him with that face, but with a receding hairline.

      #BlameTanzie
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Hairline is still intact
    • Scade
      Scade
      Maybe around the buttcrack
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I'm not a savage I keep the cargo areas clean
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      @Wot: wax or razor or lazer or clipper? Now you have me intrigued about your beauty secrets. I'll grab a drink while you share with auntie Tanz.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I'm a straight razor guy. Use condirioner lather, leaves the area smooth and free of ingrowns
    • Ryven
      Ryven
      You shave your @ss with a straight razor? I don't know whether to be impressed or horrified.
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      This took an odd turn of creepiness......
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Ryv straight razor is perfect for those hard to reach places
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      This is iconiK
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      @TheDink on the contrary I'm intrigued. @Wotrick feel free to pm me photos of your technique. k thnx.
    • Ryven
      Ryven
      It's perfect...unless you slip and end up on the bathroom floor bleeding out from your anus.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Please I'm a professional with decades of experience. Mrs. Wot would not approve Rax
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      @wotrick

      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/da/7b/d9/da7bd9320425a9fa28fb7ba2f5fcb184.gif
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      @Wot: for a second I thought you were going to say that Mrs Wot helps you out.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Tanz oh sweet jebus no. Mrs Wot enjoys the show, bit has no desire or need to see the stage being setup
    • Bleachonce
      Bleachonce
      I just vomited into the back of some guy's manbun at target reading this.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      @_@

      The horror.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Bleach that seems like a win/win
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Oh goodness. I think Bleach will need Clorox. And so will I.
    • scoobydoo
      scoobydoo
      I prefer Oxyclean myself.
  • rbmaia

    March 23
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I ain't going anywhere... Side Note: this is all I know of this broad (term of endearment)

      https://youtu.be/j8z34lhKWrQ
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Oh come on. You've heard Can't Get You Out of my Head before, it was the second coming for pop music.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Nope this is the first time I am hearing it. Not going to lie didn't know she kept doing music after 1988, thought she was a Tiffany/Debbie Gibson type, no longer around after teenage years.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      She actually reached her peak as an iconic legendary festive all-mother in the 00's.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Had no idea. Then again this month is the first time I've heard an Ed Sheeran song so popular music clearly isn't my bag
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      You aren't missing much. Kylie is just a hidden pearl in a sea of shet.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I thin the closest I get ti popular music is I dig the BlurryFace record by twenttone pilots
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      ^^ let this be a lesson, don't post and drive.
  • DoomedMaiden

    dark souls eh? pssssh!

    March 23
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I don't even know how to respond to that
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Dink defend yourself
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      I created a monster, what can I say?
  • Maggotbreath

    Voted for MK boxers around 20 times now. I need to figure out how to automate that process.

    Also, Surveys like this are farking stupid.

    March 22
    • Lux
      Lux
      Only 20 times? :P

      I really don't know why they couldn't pick an option where everyone can vote only one time.
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Because the last survey worked out so well?
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I wrote in Caretaker and horse
    • Ryven
      Ryven
      The Emma and Jean scripts I passed around are working just fine.
    • Snowearth
      Snowearth
      Yasss Ryven
    • infinitygirl
      infinitygirl
      Eh we already know it's going to be xmen that wins the poll. Might as well take the thing down now. Would've loved to see Buckycap and Richard Rider Quasar and MK Boxers. It was rigged from the start.
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      @IG you're correct. Voting more than once for a particular outcome is the definition of rigging the poll.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      That quasar rider is teets and should be made either way.
  • Masterchef Junior both impresses and angers me.

    Carry on

    March 17
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      call up Gordon ramsey, have him insult them all!
  • Aerax

    March 16
  • BabylonPaladin

    March 16
  • Bleachonce

    March 11
    • Bleachonce
      Bleachonce
      Cada vez, cada vez que lo oigo hablar
      Me tiemblan hasta las piernas
      Y el corazon igual
      Bidi bidi bom bom
      Y se emociona, ya no razona
      No lo puedo controlar
      Bidi bidi bom bom
      Y se emociona, ya no razona
      Y me empieza a cantar
      Me canta asi
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      RIP Selena :(
  • TheDink

    Is the Honeymoon over?

    March 8
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Work has been busy, fires to put out, customers to court. Forums goes in waves
    • DoomedMaiden
      DoomedMaiden
      i'll never abandon you for work @TheDink like mean ol' wotrick
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      And that's why you are only contracted :P

      (If that is too much let me know, I don't yet know your threshold)
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      Dude, she has no threshold, I've tried.
    • DoomedMaiden
      DoomedMaiden
      they've renewed me 3 times. I must be doing something wrong~!
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      With Khonshu, nothing is ever "over." Even after you skin the face of your enemy and put it in a box, it's not over. Even after you take the face from the box and dance around in your boxers a little; It's not over.

      That comic is still freaking weird and hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Well power is out at the Wot compound, so I won't be doing much of anything over the next few days
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      *hands out tissue and lubricants not found in a machine shop*
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      Just as long as it's back on for Friday :P
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      It's good you focus on the positive XD
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      XD Onky when it affects me.
  • rbmaia

    us

    March 7
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Emma's eyes says it all
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      OH GOD LMAO
    • Ryven
      Ryven
      How do I get this Emma as a forum avatar?
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      The Queen and her dog iconic
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      More like the dog and his bicth
    • Scade
      Scade
      "You like low-health builds, don't you Moony? Allow me to take a little off the top."
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Well he is Jewish Scade so seems to fit
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      FYI looks like a fun night out
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      "Marc dear, I don't want to get this new outfit dirty, so could you kindly take your hand off my hip before your life insurance has to buy me a new outfit?!"
    • SouleBreaker
      SouleBreaker
      Took me a little while to notice the knife.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @Soulebreaker: You wouiwouild not survive in a Yandere situation.

      https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.pE5PPzXHqV5He-zOJjqv5gEsEs&pid=15.1
  • TheDink

    Wotrick is so cute when he misses me, it's almost unbearable XD

    March 2
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Why? Cuz it shows how much control you have? Or does he wimper with big glossy teary eyes?
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      Does he snore like Loki?
    • Scade
      Scade
      We can certainly agree to half of that
    • DoomedMaiden
      DoomedMaiden
      you think cheetoh stained fingers are cute?!
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Nicotine stained is more apt, but we would also except sticky
    • Ryven
      Ryven
      I would accept "except," except that it's unacceptable.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Yeah, fingers and brain don't always line up. Happens with the spoken word from time to time to
  • anotherdoombot

    why the dog have hands? FOOL! YOU DARE QUESTION NATURE?!

    March 6
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      Max, Punisher's dog, is not amused.
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      Mangull will defeat max easily. Can the dog even fly and operate such a gun?
  • YoungNg

    Wow, You wake up at 5-6 am in the morning and comment on TC just few minutes after i post.

    March 1
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I'm 3 hours ahead you Gaz slackers. I wake up at 5-6am to go to work, do some stuff and then comment on your TC post XD
    • YoungNg
      YoungNg
      hahaahha
  • Bleachonce

    February 28
  • TheDink

    February 25
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Dink is getting bored wotrick. Better entertain her quickly
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I'm doing alright
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      So he says XD
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Got to sleep till 7. I call that a win
  • TheDink
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Seems about right
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I'm going to beat a some bosses today after work
    • Whtwolf
      Whtwolf
      I thought about DS but someone told me it was extremely frustrating, take it it is fun?
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      yes and yes
    • Scade
      Scade
      More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUP6H0ano8M
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      I got woti hooked XD Dink is proud.
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      Which Boss? Good luck with Nameless King XD oh and I would suggest NOT meleeing the Dragon as you make your way to the top and plunge attack him.

      Did you kill Dragon Slayer Armor yet?

      Dink's Pyro guy Raze is always for hire. You just need to pay him with Lightening Urns.
  • rbmaia

    February 23
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I kick Oh.. My stars and garters! at that game
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Lordmily also loves this game ;)
    • Scade
      Scade
      But he always loses
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Does anyone really lose at this game?
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      It's game over when you get blocked on Instagram.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      ^^Milty knows all about that
  • Ribbles

    February 23
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      That tuck is TIGHT!
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      TUCKED RIGHT
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      late...
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      go lick yourself
    • Ribbles
      Ribbles
      lol
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      That is a deep V
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Maury....
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      @dink
    • Whtwolf
      Whtwolf
      Scott tucks? Had that theory for a while now.
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      ^ tattletale
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      This reminds me of LIKE a vintage retro vinyl or something
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Darlings, you can't tuck something that is not present. *sips tea*
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Right gurls
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      I meant to say you guys are all awful here. Dang, not only do I have typos but now I'm posting on the wrong threads O_O
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      That eggplant is squashed. He should become a boxers man.
    • Scade
      Scade
      This is '90s Cyke. Jean's got his tackle-box on the shelf next to her Tylenol extra strength
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Ahhhhhaha
    • Ribbles
      Ribbles
      @scade that is funny :)
  • Rewatching SAO at work during downtime... SO GOOD

    February 23
  • Hey Michigan

    Pick a goddamned temperature this up and down Oh.. My stars and garters! is Oh.. My stars and garters! with my migraines.

    February 22
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      My back is killing me due to the pressure changes in the air.
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      YOu guys are awful
    • IceyOne
      IceyOne
      I left Michigan this morning and it was foggy as hell. :(
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Supposed to get around 60-70 on friday then 30s on Saturday. Fawking hell
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      So here is the thread Dink made a boo boo on. Selfie time!!!
  • TheDink

    From Jayna XD

    February 23
  • LordMilutin

    Sweet is the taste of freedom. ;)

    February 22
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      It feels you good against my skin
  • TheDink

    Re you going to be on at all any nights this week? I'm usually on when I get home. Bryan is on when he is not at work but he usually works late most week days so it's just me :/

    February 20
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I will probably be on between 5-8pm your time. Right now voice chat is in question. Depends on if Mrs. Wot wants me to watch TV with her. If she does I will be remote playing w/o voice.

      Did that make sense?
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      It does. Chat would be better so I can rant XD
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I love your rants they makes me laugh.

      I can attempt to carve out some Dink rant time this week if you want.

      Did Andrew go home or is he still staying with you?
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      He's still here, I need to take him home tomorrow morning :( I'm sure he will be on tonight as well XD I'm glad my rants at least make you laugh. I think I recall making you laugh in the Forest when we were ganking and I said mentioned it to you and you said something along the lines of "You make me laugh a lot only I just don't tell you"?
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      That sounds about right XD
  • Scade

    you:

    February 20
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      lol dude was definitely distracted.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Why did you photoshop me into a basketball game?
      That was totally at the U.S. Womens Curling quarter finals
    • Bleachonce
      Bleachonce
      he wishes he could rely on that body
  • Aerax

    February 17
    • Ryven
      Ryven
      Why are you posting bad Toxic parodies?
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      This was gaga when she was more pop than art. lol idk why but I always liked this song.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Britney fans have always been deluded, pretending that she invented blonde weave and rhinestoned nude catsuits.
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      @woti: Sadly I think woti prefers you to Dink:( I'm too nice :(
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Uh oh Dinkeroagius has been drinking XD
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      It's true though, Dink is a sad drunk.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      But a glorious teammate and friend
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      :( Dink is sad
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      *gives Dink a tray of cupcakes*
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Tanz Dink needs cure for hangover
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Wot, ask Dink: cupcakes can cure anything. Also, I crushed some anti-nausea pills and mixed it with the cupcake batter.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      You are a saint
  • February 19
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      The BUE movement changes are looking good.
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      I see you got your hands on the "White Men Can't Jump 2" audition tapes.
  • Piratepetey

    Your a rich girl and you've gone to far cuz you know it don't matter anyways.
    You can rely on your old man's money.
    It's a bish girl.
    And it won't matter anyways.
    .
    .
    Classic soul rock dance moves inserted for enjoyment.

    February 17
  • Aerax

    Something tells me you sent @TheDink a present for V-day.

    February 14
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I see nothing
    • Kittyattack
      Kittyattack
      Thats what she said @wotrick
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      Huh? He's learning Dark Souls.
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      Although a cupcake would be nice ^_~
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Kitty how is she supposed to see it when I'm behind her and she's biting a pillow?
    • Kittyattack
      Kittyattack
      Clever uses of mirrors.
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      http://i.imgur.com/wNsQrFn.gifv
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Dinknado would tots just leave the baby
  • LordMilutin

    Can you please buy Payneshu a toaster? He's becoming a bit salty lately... :D

    February 14
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      If I do then you will want one too
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      My toast comes out perfect. Now if I just had eggs at home I'd get some over-easy's to cover it.
  • Kaideh

    Hi, Mr. Bulge. Can we start a campaign to show some love for another bulge?

    February 13
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      We show love for all things bulge. Except that psuedo bulge in that Iron fist thing. That was pure pants only bulge due to sitting position
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      Wow! Mmmm....
    • Kaideh
      Kaideh
      Look at how this bulge bounces. Very intriguing. I wonder how it would be in game with all the physics.
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      I was actually admiring the rest if his body XD
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Wut you mean, like the shaft?
    • Kaideh
      Kaideh
      The whole package is perfection, Dink!
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Ok, but like, when will scientists perfect cloning so we can all get our very own Chris Pratt...?
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      @Tanz: Sign me up! Can I haz 2?
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @TheDink: I smell a Pratt rebellion com in with two clones in the same house. And we WO suspect a thing because of their hood acting.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      He's a funny dude too in person and an avid bow hunter ;)
      Sooooooo yeah think he'd come hang out with wotrick and me first lol.
      His wife has jealousy issues lol.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I am not shook.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      same
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      @rbmaia: We can't be friends anymore. @PT: I would be too, I would not let him out of the house :)
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Then how would he go to the gym lady he'd have to do all of his calisthenics at the......oooooooohhhhh.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      @Dink Are you seriously ditching me for a guy!?

      ...I'm so proud of you.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @rbmaia: Don't worry. I'm sure she taught you to sit and stay.