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Marc's got a way with women

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  • Marc's got a way with women

    2:41AM
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      I might have to invest in Marc.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      You've got Carnage...
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      And Agent Venom. You and Kaidelah are soulless skanks. #NotMyFlashThompson
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Also I'm giving up on Logan. He's nice and all but I'd rather spend the Norns and Black Anti-matters on upgrading Danny and Pym.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      ALSO, T2 Widow is awesome. I thought she would be another Bucky/Sharon but she's actually useful.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Got 70k on Speed ABX with 13 as lead and Widow as my main damage dealer. Elektra is still better against bosses, but Widow is way better on AB.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      gots to keep dat pimp hand strong
  • MarvelMechanic
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Draw a big hard Trash Panda! next
  • June 21
  • KingOfDiamonds
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      No one cares about Latrice anymore anyway
  • MarvelMechanic

    June 20
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      "If you send me another rose emoji I'll Trash Panda! your dad"
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      ^ Best reaction to Rosegate so far
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I love how everything Valentina touches turns into drama gold.
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      She's a telenovela personified.
  • Ezzence

    Me and You. Chaos and Darkness, forever echoing.

    June 19
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      This is beautiful
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      It's beautiful. It's perfect. It's Linda Evangelista.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      It's a model. It's a fan favorite. It's the true winner. It's kind towards success. It wants to show the star that it is. It tells Farrah Moan to shut up already. It sends red rose emojis.
    • EmmaxFrost
      EmmaxFrost
      That birds like guuuuurl
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      The accuracy! maia wears the crown while ezzy squawks about pop culture & sh*ts all over the place
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      This is the nicest thing you have ever said about me thanks Unprivileged Succubus Hag
  • KingOfDiamonds

    June 19
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Jealousy is a killer in this industry
  • Aerax

    I'm so grateful that you let me express myself:

    June 19
  • PyroFN

    How you kept Chinimoon and Ezzy in line. What did ya do to them Trash Panda?!!!

    June 19
  • Aerax

    June 19
  • PyroFN

    I love our little get togethers.

    June 18
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      maia dragging you by your dollar store weave. Ahh the memories . >.<
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      This is very reminiscent of childhood. Sunday, 8am, my mom trying to drag me into church.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @rax: she fits the red-head in personality more.

      @Maia: "I payed good money for you to wear that sunday dress and I'm gonna make sure you wear it instead of dressing like you came from the underside of a garbage truck, young lady!!!"-Maia's mom in my head
  • June 18
    • KingOfDiamonds
      KingOfDiamonds
      "Everyone let's make a round of applause for our fan favourite!"
  • Tanzanite

    June 18
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Casting Ryv as Villaintina was my biggest mistake. I'm sorry, Mecha.
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      @Maia It's alright, who would have known?
      In the end Ryv turned out to be more like... Shea?
      Actually I don't which queen to cast Ryv as...
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      ...Alexis?
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      ... This is why you're the casting director.
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      Actually you made many mistakes. Kimora was a disappointment who turned out not to be very noteworthy.

      Life imitates art when it comes to your casting of Pyro as Farrah.

      And I'm so pleased with my casting. Aja reading Villiantina to filth in a ratchet weave and clown makeup had me living.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      "A disappointment who turned out not to be very noteworthy." would be my yearbook quote. Just like Kimora, I downplay myself for the thrill of misleading people's perceptions about me. The casting was more accurate than I initially thought.

      Kimora's elimination was one of my biggest regrets with this season, alongside how Michelle Temer Visage handled the #MaskGate, and Nina's self sabotage (as entertaining as it was to watch).

      Drag is transgressive, mischievous, borderline deceitful. The best drag queens are the best actors/liars. Jinkx Monsoon is actually a foul-mouthed, shady Trash Panda! pig, Sharon Needles is a p*ssy, Alaska is a straight up reptile, Valentina has crippling insecurities, and Kimora is smart and considerate. What you think about them is what they want you to think, and this is much more empowering than Sasha's and Shea's tired SJ speeches to me.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Let them be mad it's hysterical, Valentina had the impact and the art direction. They're so pressed that she actually has a dedicated fan base. Long live this reptilian Empress. Alaska is SHOOK.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Aja, Nina and Valentina are the true winners bottom line cut & dry. No one Trash Panda! cares about Sasha being bald, Peppermint being trans, Shea being black, Alexis being fat, Cynthia being a cancer survivor, Trinity being 70% water and 30% plastic. All the lovers and haters talk about is Aja vs Villaintina and Nina Subpoena Brown.
  • Tanzanite

    June 18
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Alexis is so accurate
  • Aerax

    "Let's make a round of applause for fan favourite."
    "Werk, fan favourite!"
    "Fan Favouriteeeeeeee!!!"

    June 17
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      Just shut up already
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      They were all so petty and messy. I loved every minute of it.
      Villaintina was living!
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      QUEENTINA can do no wrong, icon
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Maleficent was SHOOK! Ursula could never. Cruella who?!
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      *too busy sending death threats on twitter*
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      But yes this reunion was everything I've ever dreamed of and Season 9 is already my favorite for making it happen. I love every single one of them except for Alexis (but I'd still sit on her face).
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      @Maia: did you not call this season trash not too long ago, circa Tina getting evicted...?
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      without Valentina this season is trash. She's the only one that provided any sort of entertainment and all of the drama centered around her.

      Valentina was season 9. The rest were just seat fillers.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      @Tanz I was wrong, Rupaul is trash. And yes, Valentina and Nina saved S9.
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Whopaul*
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      He was representing all of us there though, living for the drama

      *Internally, RuPauls rubs his hands and mutters: "Good... good."*
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Ratings, darling. Ratings.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Valentina was clearly serving 90's telenovela villain realness, something sacred to us who grew up watching it. Her calculated composure and the little face cracks when cornered are SO Paola Bracho and Soraya Montenegro. I wonder if it's intended, or if these characters just rubbed off on her. Either way, I worship Deviltina.
  • Tanzanite

    YouAF:

    June 18
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I was secretly rooting for Alexis until the stand-up comedy challlenge.
  • Tanzanite

    June 18
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      "Imma let you finish!"
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Aja deserves a badge of merit. I hope both return for All Stars 3.
  • I love Satantina

    June 18
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Farrah Moan can drink glass, she was BFFs with Kimora all the time, then she jumped on Eureka's lap because Eureka would help her sew her Trash Panda! , and THEN she started clinging on Villaintina because she was obviously a frontrunner and the others like Shea and Sasha were too busy licking each others Trash Panda! .

      Farrah is detestable and opportunistic, Villaintina's only fault was being a bit too kind in sparing this whiny Trash Panda! of the harsh reality of competition, what it all ultimately boils down to. Even Farrah said on one episode, "I can't wait until you run out of perfection." She's bitter. So it's absolutely understandable that Villaintina wouldn't talk to her after the show, who the Trash Panda! would want someone like her around? Needy and negative. Pretty pathetic even in her limited, overused shtick. Only another shallow little Trash Panda! like Kimora could stand her, so this just glorifies Villaintina for being selective about her friends.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Also, the whole thing started with "you need to teach acceptance to your fans". Then everyone proceeds to roast her gratuitously. What had she done to Shea or Sasha other than being more popular than both combined? They're as Trash Panda! as the twitter stans that drag them on a daily basis. Probably worse since they'll play the victim when they're at the butt of the joke.

      Trash Panda! these PC lowlives. They represent nothing but pettiness. They've spent half season lecturing Nina, but they're worse than her. They're hypocrites and I'm glad that at least Shea is going to lose.
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      Yes. YES.
      https://i.imgur.com/GeVFJHv.gif
  • KingOfDiamonds

    You're perfect.
    You're beautiful.
    You look like Linda Satanista.
    You're a Demon.
    Everthing about you is perfect. Did you stoned those horns?

    June 18
  • MarvelMechanic

    June 17
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      "I'm not here because I want to be a star, I'm here to show the star that I am"
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      My crops are thriving gurl XD
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      "Are you okay?"
      "Yes."
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
  • Mood

    June 17
  • June 15
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      Agree.
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      @ me next time Trash Panda!
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Iconic Emma is always iconic.
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      Emma Frost > you
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Emma Frost-practically perfect in every way (cookie reserved for whomever guesses this reference)
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      I'm Mary Poppin's y'all.
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      Doom laughs. Doom will take over the planet and get bored over it.
    • spidermanmanfan
      spidermanmanfan
      ^At least you bang her and she becomes your queen in the future
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @DreadMAGUS: Chocolate, Macadamia, Granola, Sugar, or Double-Fudge?
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      *Chocolate Chip
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      CChip, can't go wrong with the classics. ;)
  • Ezzence

    You me and Doomie:

    June 15
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      Spoiler alert: you both die disgraced and penniless
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      So, nothing's going to change...
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      Doom's harem.
  • PyroFN

    Ok, I know I'm the duck puppy, but who are the rest? ;)

    June 15
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Fart squirrel = Ezzy. Gothic Trash Panda! . Feeds on trash (especially CDs). Stinks.

      Booplesnoot = Rax. Actually venomous, treacherous and probably cannibal.

      Danger floof = Bleach for so many reasons.

      Giraffe sheep = Jay-z Cruzer. Sensitive, so we call it "exotic" instead of ugly. Hard to believe something like this exists.

      Spiky floof = Mecha. Cute from afar, but don't get too close for your own sake.

      Trash panda = moi

      Majestic flop = Marvel Heroes Omega
    • Neverfate
      Neverfate
      Where is Sea Cat Snake?!
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Lmbo, Majestic sea Flap Flap got me, or Majestic flop as you call it.
  • PyroFN

    You vs me

    June 14
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Picture fail. Oh well, I guess well never know my perspective of it. :P
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I'm afraid it wouldn't make much difference anyway.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      What difference? I just wanted to post something funny. ;)
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Why dont you just call me a fat Trash Panda! tranny Trash Panda! pig Trash Panda! then? It always makes me giggle
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Can't memorize such poetic verses.
  • Ezzence

    You're a hoe plain and simple

    June 12
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I am a woman.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      U R a girl? Buy me stuff pls.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Snow and scooby are girls. I'm a woman.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      ^Shots fired
      What does that make Rax?
      Amd pics or it didn't happen
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      There are only men and FBI agents on the internet.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      a Succubus.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      And I, A Trash Hooker.
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      Lololol wizzer be asking me for free stuff when he thought I was some googly eyes pimple faced boy enamored with a girl on here on my other account.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      You're Satan reincarnated, Whiz could never
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      "some googly eyes pimple faced boy enamored with a girl" lol

      I've said it many times, but it bears repeating: I adore you, Desgraça.
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      "What does that make Rax?"

      Your worst nightmare. I lure men in with my seductive charms and then devour them whole with my Trash Panda!

      A Trash Panda so terrifying and horrific it shook daddy Lucifer himself
      "And pics or it didn't happen"

      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/ec/1b/d1/ec1bd1b7fd39f2f8a3a46fa050e2725b.jpg
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      lol'd Rax.
  • Payneshu

    You:

    Me:

    June 14
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      These videos are hilarious. The one with the dogs having dinner is priceless.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      I concur.
  • KingOfDiamonds

    Still better than Inhumans :

    June 14
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Nah, it's about the same CW quality.
    • KingOfDiamonds
      KingOfDiamonds
      They are not using a cheap wig. So Runways is a little ahead.
  • I love the holy trinity

    June 14
    • KingOfDiamonds
      KingOfDiamonds
      Now you love baby Randy, huh?

      Btw, I wanna se Charlie get in bed with Loras <3 My new OTP
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Charlie is looking at Krysten, hoping she falls so he can be alone with Finn...

      *sips tea*
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I just want CoXXX to see my insides with them hands.

      I actually loved Danny until the last few episodes. The Defenders trailer made me fall for him again. Also he's between two sacred creatures so he's got to be important.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      @Tanz or maybe he's just looking at God and appreciating Her grace
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      @maia: I'm pretty sure he's thinking "Why did she have to join us?!? I was finally going to have some alone time with Finn and *she* just shows up, uninvited."

      Just look at his face... That's totally what he's thinking.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLjlLrHemFs
    • Kittyattack
      Kittyattack
      Apparently CoXXX is into Orgies. So you could have your chance.
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      @Kittyattack I wanna see them receipts
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      I don't. Except for Debonair Charlie. He looks dashing with a longer hair though my god.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      I noticed you picked the worst parts of the Marvel-Netflix universe. (Well, our DD isn't all bad.)

      No Cage, Purple Man, Nuke, or (ofc) Punisher?
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Yeah...where's Luke?
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      @Rambo what are you talking about? Karen Page and Danny's monk boyfriend aren't there.

      @Maggot Luke? That big guy in Misty Knight's series? I love how his actor can only express one emotion, reminds me of mom after her latest botox injection.
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Maia, are you trying to tell me there's more emotions than anger and disgust?
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Just one more: jealousy. I'm not familiar with it though, so refer to Ezzy if you need details.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      He also displayed "firm resolve."
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      With how Misty looked in that season, I'm pretty sure it wasn't his resolve that was "firm".
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Is this a Harlem slang for constipation? The more you know...
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    June 14
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      This fan made trailer looks great.
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      I swear, this new generation of cosplayers takes it to a whole new level. Now they are making trailers?!
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Filmed with IMAX cameras!!
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      All of the shots without Medusa and BlackBolt make it look like a halfway decent show.

      But overtime they cut to a shot of Medusa and that party city weave I die a little inside
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      They should've used that CGI budget of lockjaw for Medusa's weave instead
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      @Rax "Medusa and that party city weave" AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I laughed so hard wow!!
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      What's with the massive plate reverb on every person's lines?

      Also, who is SCOTT. B?
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Wow....that looks horrible.