Avatar
Cosmic

Points

43,495

Badges

Third Anniversary5 Answers10000 CommentsSecond Anniversary5000 Comments2500 Comments500 InsightfulsFirst Anniversary500 Awesomes500 LOLs1000 CommentsFirst Answer250 Insightfuls250 LOLs250 Awesomes500 Agrees100 Insightfuls500 Comments100 LOLs250 Agrees100 Awesomes250 Answers25 Insightfuls100 Agrees25 LOLs100 Comments25 Agrees25 Awesomes5 LOLs5 Insightfuls5 Awesomes10 CommentsName Dropper5 AgreesFirst Comment

About

Username
Wizzer
Location
Thedas
Joined
Visits
6,435
Last Active
Roles
Member
Points
43,495
Badges
35
Posts
16,593
Location
Thedas
Quote
Karma's a bitch
Playing as...
Anyone and everyone
Country
--Not specified--
The Marvel Heroes Omega PC servers are now back online! A 50% Experience Bonus will be active until 11:59 PM (PDT) tomorrow (8/11) to help make up for the unexpected downtime. Thank you for your patience.

Wizzer Cosmic

Aahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

About

Username
Wizzer
Location
Thedas
Joined
Visits
6,435
Last Active
Roles
Member
Points
43,495
Badges
35
Posts
16,593
Location
Thedas
Quote
Karma's a bitch
Playing as...
Anyone and everyone
Country
--Not specified--

Reactions

Agree26,401
Awesome9,187
Fun9,735

Activity

  • rbmaia

    Still my favorite.

    August 19
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Yeah really want to replay them..............
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Me too... but I need to finish DAI first lol

      I want to replay the whole trilogy, but I dont have as much free time as last year, and probably never will.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      I thought you finished DAI?! How have you not, you're missing out especially with the Tresspasser DLC. I also don't think I'll have time to replay them fully again.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I stopped at Jaws of Hakkon, but I got kinda tired of the game as a whole. You know I'm not happy with the gameplay, and now I've come to the conclusion that I should've gone with a female character. I love my Quizzy but he's too bland. I couldn't build his personality in a satisfying way like Hawke and HoF. And Dorian... just NO. It's too late to start all over though. Maybe in a few years.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Yeah I wouldn't start all over and to be honest, I think the Inquisitor is a bland character no matter which gender you choose. He just doesn't have as much personality as Hawke or even the Warden.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Figures. But my woman would be a commanding ruthless Trash Panda! -queen empress despot all-mother of thedas. I'd call her Elizabeth Ancalimë, and she would have no man.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I'll try to finish at least the DLCs before I start all over.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      LOL I could see the fun in that to be honest, and yeah you really should. Atleast skip the DLC and just start Tresspasser.
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      She wouldn't need a man, Sera's the best romance option in that game. With Iron Bull being a close second.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Barf. Sera is the most annoying character ever, and I really don't like Iron Bull's voice. I just can't not think it's FPJ everytime I hear it.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I love Iron Bull's voice. Hate Sera, Varric (again) and Blackwall (well, he actually hates me, since I turned him into a slave, which was the first time I felt proud of my Quizzy).

      Love all the others, especially Cassandra and Vivi. Dorian is K. I expected more of him but he's too cliché. Vivi is a better gay man than Dorian.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      The demon boy is great too, whatever his name (I call him Douglas in my head. He looks like a Douglas). On my next playthrough I'm siding with templars so I can recruit him earlier.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Lol, yeah I love them all except those two. The writer that wrote Dorian was actually gay and was trying to not make Dorian seem cliche LOL. Yeah Cole was really interesting, he was from the Asunder book and became a companion.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Yes, Cole. I still prefer Doug.

      Dorian is like the love interest for gay drama protagonists, more complicated than he should be, cause he's less attractive and relevant than he think he is, and way more priviledged than he deserves to be, so it's hard to resist the urge to hate him, or at least treat him like Trash Panda! until he get to his senses and stop assuming that the world revolves his high-class white male existential crisis.

      Also, I'm kinda struggling to figure out who's the top and who's the bottom here. Seriously, this pairing gives me the world is ending and he's the only man left vibes, and I'm pretty sure I would die a virgin instead of lowering my standards to Trash Panda! someone like Dorian, which is pretty much scraping the barrell. When he said that Trash Panda! about returning to Tevinter I wish it was GTA so I could punch him in that silly 52yo Trash Panda! stache of his. Or Dragon's Dogma so I could carry him to the edge of the Everfall and throw him into the neverending abyss to never see him again. In my next playthrough, I don't think I'll recruit him at all.

      First Anders, and now this? What's the problem with magic gays? Even Dumbledore was Trash Panda! up.
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      Varric is the best character since Morrigan.
  • Scade

    August 20
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Whiz and Maia
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      You're Laganja
      Rax is Adore
      Mecha is Courtney
      Scadey is Dela
      JayZ is Joslyn
      Scade is Milk
      Pyro is Trinity K Bonet
      KingofDiamonds is Gia Gunn
      Kaideh is April Carrion
      Vespyr is Vivacious
      Jescah is Ornacia
      EmmaxFrost is Kelly Mental
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Bleach is Ru, Tanz is Michelle, Dash is Santino Rice (RIP)
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      ...I've casted Scadey twice. Vers queen. I'll try again:

      You're Laganja
      Rax is Adore
      Mecha is Courtney
      Kaideh is Dela
      JayZ is Joslyn
      Scade is Milk
      Pyro is Trinity K Bonet
      KingofDiamonds is Gia Gunn
      Scooby is April Carrion
      Vespyr is Vivacious
      Jescah is Ornacia
      EmmaxFrost is Kelly Mental
      Bleach is Ru
      Tanz is Michelle Visage
      Dash is Santino Rice
    • Scade
      Scade
      No.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Okay Nina.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      I'm honored.
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      http://i.imgur.com/kiDeLzn.gif
    • JzCruzer
      JzCruzer
      https://68.media.tumblr.com/d9e5a9fbeedb53e6082eaac1caf40273/tumblr_inline_n3qzk4bMLf1sbovmr.gif
  • Aahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    August 20
  • Sitting here sipping my sparkling red berry.

    August 20
  • GODDESS AND SUPREME MOTHER OF ALL LIVING BEINGS

    August 18
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I love Luciferina
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      So do I, so Trash Panda! amazing
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      I kinda do.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Im Olenna, you're Cersei. Chibimoon is Arya. Wiz is Hodor lmaoaieaia accurate
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      GUTTER TRASH I AM NOT HOLDTHEDOOR
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      True, you're Samwell Tarly. I've found someone else who's more fitting of Hodor.
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Y'all got it wrong... Wiz is Ed Sheeran guest starring for one episode.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Could you please go Trash Panda! yourself Bionica?
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      No. Could you?
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I'd like to.
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      Good. We're on the same page then.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      No the Trash Panda! we ain't. You've spoiled the first episode Trash Panda! . The impact is gone.
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      I DIDN'T SPOIL THE FIRST EPISODE. I’VE NEVER SPOILED AN EPISODE. IF I WANTED TO SPOIL AN EPISODE, YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND DO THAT. BECAUSE I AM WHAT⁉ SICKENING‼ YOU COULD NEVER HAVE SPOILED AN EPISODE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL. BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE I’VE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF. I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP... YOU TRASH PANDA!
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Boo just because you got a sugar daddy who pays cable TV for you
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Tanz doesn't spoil episodes Rax does.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Okay if I'm Samwell Tarly I'm a maester so y'all can drink some milk of the poppy and rot.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      You'll find out soon enough, Wiz.
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      "Chibimoon is Arya" I have never felt more respected than in this moment.

      The North remembers Trash Panda!
  • Ezzence

    Crafty, sly, pugnacious and supremely cunning. The Broken Queen is the Best Queen peasant and you will get it through your feeble brain. Got it?

    August 18
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      She is also iconic in her own right, however no one can dethrone Olenna little dove. Take several seats.
  • rbmaia

    You and Pyro

    August 18
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      And the coven laughing in the back
  • JzCruzer

    I found you

    August 17
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Eh, what's up doc?
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Ahahahahaha
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      accurate
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      lol
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      the accuracy is beyond holy Trash Panda! Whiz
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Why can't I use it as my avatar?
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Shading you're self is prohibited. Otherwise, Maia, Scade, Aerax, Tanzanite, etc. would have to go on unemployment again.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      boo
    • Scade
      Scade
      You'll always be a job creator, chicken little.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Not for train wrecks.
  • Ezzence

    Iconique

    August 15
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Memoriesssss
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      #emmaisyourgod
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      "Hail to the Queen!"
    • EmmaxFrost
      EmmaxFrost
      Nonexistent British accent aside, did anyone think this voice actress suited Emma? It was so sultry and nice to listen to
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      I liked it.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      No. Actually.

      In one of the cut scenes with Xavier's capture by Shadow King, she helped Jean up and was like "Don't be a fool GIRL." It was cringe worthy its like that atrocity of a portrayal by January Jones.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @Mad Madam: Why? Is it because she helped Jean up? Or was it that she was so scared of Shadow King?
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      girl.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      I didn't really like Emma much powers wise, she was really boring.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Indeed. She was tough though. My go to when facing both incarnations of Avalanche in game. Talk about an utter beast.
  • Payneshu

    August 16
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      It's such a lazy genre, but I do enjoy coming back to it once or twice a week.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Yeah it also sounds dated haha.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      Well, the dated-ness is on purpose though.
  • Frost Queen of eternal darkness.

    August 16
    • Scade
      Scade
      Yeah, the helmet's covering her eyes
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      She doesn't need eyes
    • Scade
      Scade
      Like how you don't need taste
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      More like how you can't get a man
    • Scade
      Scade
      Why would I settle for just one?
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      hot.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Take off the helmet and she's just another final fantasy slut.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      She looks like Sauron's wife
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Sauron didn't and wouldn't have a wife. She's just a rip off, let's face it.
  • Play Paragon on iTunes

    August 16
  • What are good songs for a break up?

    August 14
    • JzCruzer
      JzCruzer
      So Yesterday by Hilary Duff
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      I Trash Panda! Fire - Dethklok
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Depends on the circumstances.

      For cheaters/ Fickle lovers

      Poor Me- Shania Twain

      Before He Cheats -Carrie Underwood

      I Used To Love You -Gwen Stefani

      This Love -Maroon 5

      Don't Speak -No Doubt

      For those in Denial/ Begging someone to come back/ One last goodbye

      Please Don't Leave Me -P!nk

      I Want You Back -Jackson 5

      Who Knew -P!nk

      I Hate This Part Right Here -Pussycat Dolls

      One Last Time -Ariana Grande

      Simple and Clean -Hikaru Itadu (Kingdom Hearts Theme)

      Blow Me One Last Kiss -P!nk

      When I Was Your Man -Bruno Mars

      Ex-Girlfriend -No Doubt

      Early Winter -Gwen Stefani

      Don't Forget About Us -Mariah Carey

      Songs for the strong-willed/ acceptance

      So What -P!nk

      Heartbreaker -Mariah Carey

      Bills, Bills, Bills -Destiny's Child

      Irreplaceable -Béyonce

      Don't Bother -Shakira

      Me. Know At-All -Kelly Clarkson

      Big Girls Don't Cry -Fergie
    • JzCruzer
      JzCruzer
      Buy Emotions by Carly Slay Jepsen
    • Scade
      Scade
      You're going to die alone.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      @Fawkes I love you for Don't Bother and Early Winter, but it's UTADA Hikaru, and you may refer to her as God.
    • Neverfate
      Neverfate
      Almost any Tegan and Sara song
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      @Wiz

      Alanis Morissette: You Oughta Know

      Amy Winehouse: Love Is A Losing Game

      Avril Lavigne: Take Me Away
      Avril Lavigne: Don't Tell Me

      Christina Aguilera: Walk Away
      Christina Aguilera: Make Over
      Christina Aguilera: You Lost Me

      Dido: My Lover's Gone

      Emma Shapplin: Spente Le Stelle

      Evanescence: Call Me When You're Sober
      Evanescence: Going Under

      Gwen Stefani: 4 In The Morning

      Hilary Duff: Stranger
      Hilary Duff: Outside Of You

      Joss Stone: You Had Me

      Kelly Clarkson: Sober
      Kelly Clarkson: Since U Been Gone
      Kelly Clarkson: Never Again
      Kelly Clarkson: Don't Waste Your Time
      Kelly Clarkson: Walk Away
      Kelly Clarkson: Gone

      Kylie Minogue: Put Yourself In My Place
      Kylie Minogue: Promises
      Kylie Minogue: Finer Feelings
      Kylie Minogue: What Kind Of Fool

      Laura Pausini: Se Fué

      Lara Fabian: Otro Amor Vendrá

      Madonna: Frozen
      Madonna: Verás (You'll See also works)
      Madonna: Love Don't Live Here Anymore
      Madonna: Sorry

      Mariah Carey: If It's Over
      Mariah Carey: Crybaby
      Mariah Carey: Breakdown
      Mariah Carey: I Still Believe

      Sarah Brightman: He Doesn't See Me
      Sarah Brightman: Free
      Sarah Brightman: Naturaleza Muerta

      Shakira: Si Te Vas
      Shakira: Illegal
      Shakira: Dreams For Plans
      Shakira: Cut Me Deep
      Shakira & Miguel Bosé: Si Tu No Vuelves

      Shiro Sagisu/Arianne: Everything You've Ever Dreamed
      Shiro Sagisu/Loren & Mash: (Thanatos) If I Can't Be Yours

      Toni Braxton: In The Late Of Night
      Toni Braxton: Talking In His Sleep
      Toni Braxton: How Could An Angel Break My Heart
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Mariah Carey: Prisoner

      Valesca Popozuda: Agora Virei Trash Panda!

      Whitney Houston: Until You Come Back
      Whitney Houston: Why Does It Hurt So Bad
      Whitney Houston: Where Do Broken Hearts Go

      Utada Hikaru: Shiawase Ni Narou
      Utada Hikaru: Prisoner of Love
      Utada Hikaru: Come back To Me

      Ayumi Hamasaki: A Song for xx
      Ayumi Hamasaki: M
      Ayumi Hamasaki: And Then
      Ayumi Hamasaki: Whatever
      Ayumi Hamasaki: appears
      Ayumi Hamasaki: You Were...
      Ayumi Hamasaki: Is this Love?
      Ayumi Hamasaki: Far away
      Ayumi Hamasaki: (Don't) Leave me Alone
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      P!nk: Last To Know
      P!nk: Just Like A Pill
      P!nk: Nobody Knows
      P!nk: Waiting For Love
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      The Heel by June Carter Cash. I have no idea what you circumstance is, but I'll say go with it.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Scadey pointed out what the circumstance is.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Lana's entire discography, really.

      Put The Blackest Day on repeat.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Jzzz's music taste is better than yours Claudia Cornelle
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Thanks guys I'll give some of these a shot. I can't seem to find the right one.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Continuing

      How could forget

      My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson

      Home Ain't Where His Heart is Anymore -Shania Twain

      I highly recommend this one too

      What's In It For Me -Faith Hill

      It Only Hurts When's I Breathe -Shania Twain

      Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under -Shania Twain

      Don't -Shania Twain

      No Me Queda Mas -Selena

      Como La Flor -Selena

      Don't Hold Your Breath -Nicole Scherzinger

      X's and Oh's -Elle King

      Credit -Meghan Trainor

      Say My Name -Destiny's Child

      Trouble -Taylor Swift

      Blank Space -Taylor Swift

      Cry Me a River -Justin Timberlake

      What Goes Around.....Comes Around -Justin Timberlake

      Rolling in the Deep -Adele

      @Maia: Noted.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      I meant 'how could I forget'. I can't grammar oddly enough
  • Payneshu

    August 14
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Yeah I guess this kinda counts, I listen to something similar to this.
  • rbmaia

    August 13
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Hurry and release Anthem so we can get the next Trash Panda! DA game!!!
  • I'm really into dark type music.

    August 12
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I love you Lucifer
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      Like industrial grindhouse satancore, or?
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      @Payne: he means Taylor Swift
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Lol tanz.

      Payne it's hard to explain, Ezz gets me.
    • Scade
      Scade
      Her burden.
    • spidermanmanfan
      spidermanmanfan
      You mean one of those emo hipsters?
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Most of Whiz' preferred choices are underground atmospheric and ambient tunes, ranging from electronica to dark pop to grunge techno, it's great really.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      He likes Grimes so that's enough for me really
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Also Banks and FKA Twigs
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      So, like, what? Ramstein and Kraftwerk?
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      I don't know her
  • Ezzence

    August 11
  • scoobydoo

    You

    August 9
  • Ezzence

    Dark Icon

    August 10
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      God is graceful
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I keep calling her Lena Dunham though. She's the one who deserves all this hype tbh.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      God is unholy, such sweet tragedy
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      I Trash Panda! love her!!
  • August 9
  • Myspacebardoesntwork

    August 8
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Kweng of Digital Potentcy
    • Scade
      Scade
      And sticky keys.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Cheetos fingers
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      LMAO NO
  • rbmaia

    me

    you

    ezzy

    August 9
  • Ezzence

    WHIOIIIZIZIZIZIX IM WEAK AF AJSGAKKAGSNSJSBA

    August 4
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      LMFAOOOO Trash Panda!
  • Ezzence

    God is coming mother f*cker! Get ready.

    July 30
  • Payneshu

    Apparently the reason for Ms paint becoming deprecated was because they have a 3D paint they want to go forward with.

    July 25
  • Payneshu

    what will you do once MS Paint will go into maintenance mode?

    http://gizmodo.com/just-how-dead-is-microsoft-paint-1797191337

    July 24
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Dig myself a hole and lie in it
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      R.I.P.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      It's not going away, but going into maintenance mode as far as anyone is reporting on it.

      So, maybe it will be business as usual?
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      what is "maintenance mode"?
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      Means they won't be actively developing features or fixing bugs in it. They will maintain the code for the program and still ship it with future products, but if it's buggy oh well.
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      oh, well, that's not too bad.
  • rbmaia

    Us

    July 24
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Everyone's still jealous of us
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Not me, non-legend phatties
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      You're my toe nail ofocurse you wouldn't be jealous
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      yessss
  • MS Paint is being removed my life is OVER

    July 24
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Do a mural of Lana Del Rey and the Weeknd and be blessed forever. There. Problem fixed. End of burdens.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      I'm going to do that actually
  • Hope this can happen.

    July 23
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      GIVE IT UP OBESE! THIS COSTUME IS AMAZING YOU DILLUSIONAL NIT PICKY Trash Panda!

      NOW GO DO YOUR HOMEWORKS!
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      I don't see the difference.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Go back to the MS Paint edits Wizzy. At least they were entertaining.

      Also, stop pretending that you care anymore.
    • Tanzanite
      Tanzanite
      @Wiz: WRAP IT! The debate over the colour of this costume (navy vs black) was settled a long time ago, obese. You're just jealous. Very jealous, hmmmm.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @Tanzie: Oh! That's what this is about?
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Listen sweetie.
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      I think it's time for an intervention
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Too bad we didn't get an intervention for Tanzie and her herbal drinks.
    • JzCruzer
      JzCruzer
      She needs a new wig
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      IM NOT GIVING UP YOU HAGS WITHOUT ME COSTUMES WOULDNT LOOK HALF AS GOOD
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      You don't know what you're talking about, obezzer! WRAP IT
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      I'm not wrapping up my hamburger since I'm not finished eating it yet!!
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      Somewhere in Australia:

      https://media3.giphy.com/media/4LYu6AdbJmpri/giphy.gif

      (Sorry, I can't unsee it.)
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Lol accurate
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      That was me last weekend, but with Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce.
  • spidermanmanfan
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      I'm glad it made you think of me lol