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Piratepetey
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"Really Petey!?!? You're gonna poop right there??" **shrug**
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Piratepetey Cosmic

Burnt the f out.

About

Username
Piratepetey
Location
The Stank house yo diggity!
Joined
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3,985
Last Active
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Member
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24,783
Posts
5,725
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Location
The Stank house yo diggity!
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"Really Petey!?!? You're gonna poop right there??" **shrug**
Playing as...
Anyone and everyone
Country
United States

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  • Aerax

    Us:

    March 21
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Lol i seem to have an opening lining up.
  • Burnt the f out.

    March 17
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Pretty much. Gonna finish my cosmic of Colossus. After that, not sure.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      I got a lot of toons to cosmic lvl 1 and just kinda stopped and said "for wut"? Lol
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      Lol rip

      Alunguy kinda saved Loki cause I was lingering at 56
  • Bleachonce

    March 14
    • Bleachonce
      Bleachonce
      Never break a sweat for the other guys
      When you come around, I get paralyzed
      And every time I try to be myself
      It comes out wrong like a cry for help

      It's just not fair
      Pain's more trouble than love is worth
      I gasp for air
      It feels so good, but you know it hurts

      But you make me wanna act like a girl
      Paint my nails and wear perfume for you
      Make me so nervous
      That I just can’t hold your hand

      You make me glow,
      But I cover up
      Won’t let it show,
      So I’m...

      Puttin’ my defenses up
      'Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
      If I ever did that
      I think I’d have a heart attack
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      The powa of dis deek! Read it batches....love it.
  • All my friends are heathens, take it slow....

    March 12
    • LordMilutin
      LordMilutin
      Wait for them to ask you who you know...
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      Please don't make any sudden moves
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Addictive af.
  • Bleachonce

    March 11
    • Bleachonce
      Bleachonce
      One word turns into a war
      Why is it the smallest things that tear us down
      My world's nothing when you're gone
      I'm out here without a shield, can't go back, now
      Both hands tied behind my back for nothing, oh no
      These times when we climb so fast to fall, again
      Why we gotta fall for it, now
      I never meant to start a war
      You know, I never wanna hurt you
      Don't even know we're fighting for
      Why does love always feel like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Because when you love someone bleach....they die....
      Then some lone insurgent decides to take your cookie....
      And that my friend is how war is done.
      Never steal a man's cookie.
  • Aerax

    Are you enamored by my allure yet?

    March 11
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      She's kinda scary ;) but I'd dig her.
  • LordMilutin

    I think Nate looks a bit like you in this photo...

    February 27
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Well pirates do have to wear eye patches over an eye.
  • Aerax

    I'll support the chest hair movement if we can get it for shirtless netflix daredevil variant

    February 25
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      This is clearly a man in the picture!
  • Payneshu

    Me: Me about to lose my Jean! over the poor condition Punisher's new 52 review left him in.

    February 24
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Atleast some hair is on that chest!!
  • wotrick

    Ode to your love life

    February 22
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Agreed.
      Also the beast and the Harlet avenged sevenfold is good for references ;)
  • anotherdoombot

    lol saw message too late, KNEEL BEFORE MELEE RAT!

    February 22
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      but lol @ SG's dialogue when you reroll an affix..."who is it this time? galactus? I ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET HIM.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      She's alot of fun ;)
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      "Meet" also sounds like pervy talk ;)
  • Payneshu

    A music video about your life.

    February 17
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      More magic sods machines that dispense pleasure ;) lol awesome
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      I found the missing scene from the video:

      http://i.imgur.com/nXL3v41.jpg
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      this video had me shook. I think I seen a cameo by mecha at the end
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Silly bum...happiness is for wealthy people..
  • LordMilutin

    Happy belated Valentine's, darling. <3

    February 16
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Are you just trying to get down my pants??
    • LordMilutin
      LordMilutin
      Of course not. ;)
  • Whtwolf

    Valentines Military style

    February 14
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Exactly ;)
      Picture needs smokes or a dip in it too!
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      I never knew the barracks were so kinky.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Oh honey the stories are....awwwee inspiring.
  • PhysiKyle


    This is what Robbie Reyes' brother does in his free time.

    February 10
  • Payneshu

    Can anyone read? Anyone feel?
    That I'm losing my patience
    I just came here to bounce
    Ladies are all waxed
    They all know I'm coming
    I'm losing my patience
    I just came here to bounce

    February 9
  • Bleachonce

    February 8
  • Payneshu

    February 7
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Didn't Peter Gabriel make a song about this?
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      I think so.
    • Whtwolf
      Whtwolf
      Actually @Piratepetey that was shock the monkey, don't ask me why I remember silly things like that.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      You ruined the pun!!
  • Payneshu

    No tag backs.

    February 7
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Good lord someone had to have alot of fun making this
    • LordMilutin
      LordMilutin
      I'm not good, I'm neutral.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @Piratepetey I'm having a lot of fun watching it!
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Agreed! Lol
  • TheDink

    YOu are suppose to entertain me whilst woti is away, I do not feel entertained in his absence.

    February 5
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Sorry mistress!!
      I was harassing corgi boy who hates catsup so he be compelled to help the campaign!
      We can talk about whatever you want!
      Dogs...boys...dogboys.
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      I'm too tired to talk, I would go to bed but my pride won't let me so I'm fighting it.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      So then day dream about the music Montage part of zoolander when they all go for frufru drinks. I hear it's a crowd favorite!
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      What's wrong with frufru drinks?
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Nothing if you have boobies and wear a bra.
      I do manly things and eat breakfast foods and have a fondness for dark haired women.....
      So I like robust tastes ;) not sugar and alcohol
  • TheDink

    You are so poetic ^^

    February 4
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      I wrote a few poems in the men's locker room once. I used a sharpe!
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      You had me at Men's locker room.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      The smell of hot balls and feet....yum!
    • TheDink
      TheDink
      Thanks for ruining my perfect image. I take back what I said.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Lol!!! Ooooohhh you wanted the fit football team towling down after the extreame work out? Yeah....it's in the mailed signed with the luvs.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      He is!
      He always speaks
      like this
      it's fascinating
      to me
      I call him Poet
      petey in my head
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Because my other hand is my beer?
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Beer? Now you've ruined my fantasy too.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Lol! On occassion they're tasty.
      Though honestly.
      It cuts into my gym recovery time.
      So instead I drink water...
      And white creamy protein powder.
      Better maia?
    • LordMilutin
      LordMilutin
      Pics or it didn't happen.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Hi thirsty lord!!! Lol
    • infinitygirl
      infinitygirl
      Way to ruin a girl's dream Pete. :P
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      I wreck everything....
      That's why I always get a 2nd date and tips!!
      Haha! Oh god that made me laugh like when they said nickleback records music!
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Fun fact, the phone number written on the wall next to that locker room poem is also how Petey met his first wife.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      I always have a place for homeless strippers. It's cold outside and they never dress warm...
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      No, it's not the beer, I just hoped you would have something else in your other hand while talking to me. Regardless, you've already won my heart with your poetry.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Maia: I can't type if I'm holding that..
      One is never enough
      /drop mic
      /drink water
      /listentodjmuscleboy.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      https://media.tenor.co/images/2822c7fbf00d56184e919bfec7365af9/raw
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Eh you gotta pay to watch!
      Hard work don't come easy.
      If it did...We'd all be named petey.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      "Eh you gotta pay to watch!"

      Not unless you catch me.

      https://media.giphy.com/media/pNPfJ8SKvEoOk/giphy.gif
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      SGT. DOKES.. Is that you?
      SUPRISE MF!!
  • infinitygirl

    February 1
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