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Piratepetey
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Burnt the f out.

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Piratepetey
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The Stank house yo diggity!
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"Really Petey!?!? You're gonna poop right there??" **shrug**
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  • Scade

    you:

    July 15
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      He got that reverse mullet going on and skipped leg day. Silly dog thinks he's a lion.
    • PhysiKyle
      PhysiKyle
      Ah, god... Scade.

      Why did you post one of Petey's nudes on his wall?
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Because scabies can't stop drooling over this muscle man ;) boo ya!!
    • PhysiKyle
      PhysiKyle
      Yeah! Because you're the mane!
      ...

      *cough*
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Boy you better believe it :) I'd been smashing tail longer then you and Justin Bieber combined boo ya ca cha!
    • Scade
      Scade
      It makes sounds, but what do they mean?
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Only the taint knows my friend
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      > It makes sounds, but what do they mean?

      GRITO
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Y'all listening to the Mexican radio? Pretty good song btw.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FxKUaMIHGE
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      That is an ugly chick RB.
  • Payneshu

    When the hennies finally have enough of your shenanigans:

    July 12
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      I still can't decide if this is racist.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Those lobsters are wearing tiny sombreros and speaking Spanish to seeming a Swedish?, or Scandinavian?, Chef.....

      Let's wait for Maia's answer.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      The Swedish chef is probably the most racist portrait of a Swede. I think that's clear. But who ever heard of talking lobsters? That's just silly. lol

      Poor Maria aka Maia aka the lady lobster they rescued from Petey.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Nobody gets rescued from me! Once you go Pete you can never go back
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @Petey: Too bad you have yet to test that theory. Maria don't count, she gets around as often Lorgar.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      lol silly pyroFN ;)
    • Snowraith
      Snowraith
      Ouch poor Maia just getting roasted here lmao
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @snowraith: She posts often on my wall. You gotta learn to keep up with someone as much of a bite as her.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      http://i.imgur.com/8Lf7IgC.jpg
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Words not hurty
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @rbmaia: I bet they're rented.

      @Petey: Words not form proper sentence.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Lol @pyroFN correct-a-Mundo, it is the way of things here in peteyland.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @Puratepetey: Peteyland, Crappiest place on Earth.
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      *the

      Disneyland joke ruined
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      I would vote for sexiest place on earth ;) you couldn't handle this much amazing :) rawr like a tiger!
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Tiger? A feline species? Are you trying to get on my good side or Scades? You're most likely to get on hers.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Do I get a choice of front side or back side cuz choices matter
    • Scade
      Scade
      I don't have a good side. I have a catty side and a bitchy side.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Maybe if your kitty got a good d down maybe it wouldn't be so mad at the world and purrrr in occasion! Words an thangs.
    • Snowraith
      Snowraith
      Well if you dont have a good side, then what side is best on you?
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Face down, and ask Jeeves up, because dat face yo! Yikes! Make usher smack that rewind it back and freak the f out and run!!
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      Petey is the swedish chef, confirmed.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Only if he was sexier ;) then heck yes
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Depends on the definition of sexy. There are many different tastes and variations, as bleach has shown in the past.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Well bleechonce was a variation of characters so I'll allow it.
  • KetaJ

    oh

    July 13
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Lol she looks down!!!
    • KetaJ
      KetaJ
      Any woman in her right mind can't help but look down on you
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Lol haha oh wait wut?
    • KetaJ
      KetaJ
      Wutttttt? lol
    • Snowraith
      Snowraith
      Rekt lmao!
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      "Any woman in her right mind can't help but look down on you"

      https://38.media.tumblr.com/57cb5413a8dda0791f7a719799ff996f/tumblr_n6xkaj5zqy1ql5yr7o1_500.gif
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      Don't post that snow will get jealous.
    • Snowraith
      Snowraith
      I am jealous :( Tho on her other wall post im getting bound, gagged, and whipped by a lot of them so i guess theres worse things then being jealous lol
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      No reason to be jealous matey ;) I won't get in your way of a good time :p
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Raith you say that as if this forum, like Keta, doesn't have many points of insertion.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      True statement too! No need to get jealous when you can join the fray!!!
      Eiffel Tower? Let's do this!!
    • Snowraith
      Snowraith
      Lol wotrick! And sure Petey lol
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Well that's two add one more and we got a gang!
  • PyroFN

    You, my hennies, and I having a good ol' time.

    July 12
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      I'm still scared of chickens thanks to this game.
    • Scade
      Scade
      But not Trash Panda!
    • Scade
      Scade
      (roosters)
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Poor link everyone thought his name was Zelda forever. Musta been the mullet and the tunic.
      I don't run from henneys, i just run towards accidents ;) cuz ya know volunteer firefighter and all.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Do hennies come with bennies?
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Maia - For me it was my neighbors when I was in high school raising fighting (roosters) and not keeping them in pens. Those things attacked me often and you think it's a cute little chicken....but noooooo farking 6 inch razor blade spurs...

      What I'm saying is you can believe they evolved from dinosaurs.
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Two handed strangle
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      @maia I thought you were afraid of chickens becuase food runs loose in 2nd world Guatemala and attacks the less fortunate

      @maggot in highschool I was attacked by c0cks often too
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Still are silly aaaaayyue ooh
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      @petey: Don't know who Benny is, but the hennies and I go for denny's after we flock over the first idiot that decides to use one of our own as a punching bag.

      @Maia: It was definitely one of the most surprising things to come out of this game.

      @Maggot: They get Cranky when they don't get their manipedi's, too bad maggots are also a daily part of their diet. :P
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Did I miss something? Something about punching bags? Shrug only punching bag I know is at the gym, if it involves feelings somewhere ya lost me matey
    • PyroFN
      PyroFN
      Tell that to the meat cleaver you tried using on multiple occasions. Link can attest that hennies don't like pointy objects.
    • Snowraith
      Snowraith
      Why is Link running from chickens? I do believe thats his name right? from the Zelda game? idk for sure. Never played it
    • Piratepetey
      Piratepetey
      Confusing, as near words are now cleavers. Shrug, "internet wars" vs real Wars lol kids these days
  • Maggotbreath

    July 6
  • Payneshu

    June 24
  • KetaJ

    Tell all your homies, I'm looking for this kind of husband:

    June 12
    • KetaJ
      KetaJ
      https://www.instagram.com/p/BU-8qm1DZ8j/?taken-by=iamzoie
  • Payneshu

    June 8