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Maggotbreath
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I'm not the second coming, I'm the first wave.
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  • Naxuus

    Danny being all vengeful and sheet

    May 25
  • May 24
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      Let it all burn!
  • MisterJescah

    Look, at you mister popular.

    May 16
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      It's what happens when I get bored at work.
    • MisterJescah
      MisterJescah
      I like it when you're bored. ;]
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      You are probably the first and only person to ever say that. Everyone in close proximity knows to run as far away as possible when I announce I'm bored. My wife starts throwing things and the cats all hide.
    • Snowearth
      Snowearth
      What about your children?
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      I'll let you know in January when the first is born.
    • Snowearth
      Snowearth
      Congrats! Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
    • BabylonPaladin
      BabylonPaladin
      "Congrats! Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?"

      I ask rbmaia that about wizzer at least twice a week.
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Don't know yet. Too early.
    • skywardgorilla
      skywardgorilla
      Congratulations Maggotbreath! I wish you and your wife the best!
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      Grats Maggot. My nephew completed 18 months yesterday, and I can't even remember anymore how my life used to be before him. Just make sure you sleep as much as possible while you can.
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      'grats Maggot! :D that's awesome :D
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Thanks peoples!
  • May 17
  • Naxuus

    May 11
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      One happy family!
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      Spidey going: Can we watch something else?
      Venom and Carnage: _look at each other_ *Laugh*
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Think they're watching the old 70s spidey cartoons.
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      Hehe
    • MisterJescah
      MisterJescah
      They're watching Sailor Moon.
  • Rax vs Scade?

    May 16
  • May 16
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      This is reminiscent of my childhood on so many levels...
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Well that got dark quick
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      lol ohboy.jpg
  • So....watching a week ago's episode of Jon Oliver, found out that people are tweeting the Pope "choke me daddy"....why do i think that at least 3 of you are currently doing this....

    May 15
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      Don't know what's more concerning: The Pope having a Twitter account or people actually typing that to him.
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Not even christian and I think the current pope's a badass. If only Roddy Piper were still alive to protray him in a movie....
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      Choke me daddy
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      The most concerning fact about current political figures (I'd lump the pope in there) is that not only do they *have* twitter accounts, but they respond to tweets. Right now, I not only have direct access to US pres and the pope, but I could tweet unsubstantiated nonsense at both of them and theoretically they could possibly waste their own time responding to it. I have a hard time believing that's what the US founding fathers wanted. I can't imagine previous popes from generations past endorsing that either.
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      http://i.imgur.com/f7jraHI.png
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Choke me debonair daddy
    • BabylonPaladin
      BabylonPaladin
      What Payne said.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      lol Nax.
    • rbmaia
      rbmaia
      At least they aren't shooting the Pope or the president. I wonder what the founding fathers would think of this.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      I don't tweet I sent instructional videos.
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      After seeing how far things have changed, I'd wager they'd be shaken.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      @Nax: Pretty sure they would be thinking, "Wut, we can't just own and bang people against their will anymore! Nonsense!!"
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      Exactly!
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      @wotrick has the right idea. Just look at Thomas Jefferson. The founding fathers were not gods. They were men. They were flawed.

      If they were alive today they would probably be tweeting and instagraming their escapades alongside the likes of the Kardashian's.

      History tends to remember people a lot more fondly once they're dead and gone. Just look at any of the numerous celebrities that have died. Everyone enjoys a good train wreck until their gone then they're sitting up at the podium talking about how much they cared for them and what a great so and so they were...

      Show me the man, and I'll show you the kink.
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Now I'm just trying to think how many Tinder/Grindr accounts Franklin would have. I also think he would catfish people.
    • JzCruzer
      JzCruzer
      I tweeted choke me daddy to Justin Trudeau because I was drunk. Is that a good excuse?
    • MarvelMechanic
      MarvelMechanic
      shut up JayZ
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      JZ man up and do it sober
    • Scade
      Scade
      Also Trudaddy has soft, delicate hands that will feel more like wrapping a warm silk scarf around your neck on a cold Ottawa's day
    • Ezzence
      Ezzence
      Mecha WATCH IT
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      I find this highly disturbing.
  • Maggotbreath earned the 10000 Comments badge.
    You are a comment-making machine. The Commenter-O-Tron 10,000 perhaps, because that's how many comments got you this badge!
    May 15
  • May 13
  • BabylonPaladin
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      I've had Falling to Pieces stuck in my head all day and I think Midlife Crisis is becoming more and more of a theme song.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Kids do that to you
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Nah, more in line with current profession than the wife being pregnant. Wearing a business suit is unnatural.
  • May 12
  • Thank you Vanilla censor for making me remember this

    May 4
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      rofl, this was awesome - how did i miss this? XD
    • AnkhWarrior
      AnkhWarrior
      I need to borrow this picture for something..... :P It's adorable.
  • Payneshu

    Still hard to believe they printed this.

    May 10
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      Punisher - a few more marks on his belt and he'll be Tree-Rat Girl badass.
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Gonna have to find my copies of this.
  • SamuRonX


         

    May 9
  • Can we get this costume for Loki

    May 9
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      Do not pi$$ off those Trash Pandas in airports.
  • Payneshu

    If you could post more often that would be preferable.
    Thanks.

    May 9
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      I'll see what I can do.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Why don't you post more? Your voice is missed
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      Everyone miss your voice! Everyone!
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      None of you have heard my voice! Though I'll try and get my mic working to correct that.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      Inb4 you sound exactly like Carnage TU.
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      I'm one of those guys who actually has no problem with his voice, but then again I play with music in the background.
  • BabylonPaladin

    Hi.

    May 9
  • Wizzer

    stop posting

    May 9
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      yeah, like that'll happen. Especially since there's new feedback to be given for Venom.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      You're going to beat me on the leaderboards!
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      All things must pass Wizz.
    • BabylonPaladin
      BabylonPaladin
      lol. Pass. Wizz. Urological humor.
    • Wizzer
      Wizzer
      This is a sad time, I can either post as I used to or continue being salty. I think I'll take the salt.
  • RDroid

    Either post more or stop posting. Do whatever you want.

    May 9
  • Naxuus

    Great way to start the day.

    May 7
  • BabylonPaladin

    I didn't smack you. I high fived your face.

    May 3
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Your poor hand......
    • BabylonPaladin
      BabylonPaladin
      "Your poor hand......"

      *Reminds himself this is a family website*
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      This has reminded me of the song Face Fisted by Dethklok. I am now happy. Here's the lyrics.

      I am be dangerous now
      Not me hurt
      When stairs fell down
      Me pushed by you
      Me hit head
      Me nose broke
      Soon you be dead
      Soon you be dead

      So strong my face is
      You punch break fingers
      Kick me you're limping
      Stab me you're bleeding
      I am be angerous now
      You throwing rock at me
      Hit eye and it no hurt me
      I'm strong
      You're not
      You're not

      I'm making time for fighting
      I'm clearing time for hitting
      We'll meet and I will beat you
      Our schedules permitting
      I pick out fighting outfit
      Don't want my pants too tight
      Need clothes to breath to beat you
      You'll be beaten down tonight

      I'm so Trash Panda! tough
      I'm so Trash Panda! tough
      That's right
      I'm so Trash Panda! tough
      I'm so Trash Panda! tough
      That's right
      You're an ugly man
      You're as dumb as sand
      Your mom's Trash Panda! fat
      Your mom blew a rat
      You are a mistake
      You have sex with cake
      You think you're so tough
      You're a living bluff
      I will put you down
      I will make you drown
      I will make you bleed
      I am filled with speed
      I cannot feel pain
      I might be insane
      I am victory
      I write history
      Feel my fist
      On your face
      You hate this
      I feel great

      One, two, three, four
      Five, six, seven, eight
      One, two, three, four
      Five, six, seven, eight

      So strong my face is
      You punch break fingers
      Kick me you're limping
      Stab me you're bleeding
      I am be furious now
      You say the bad word at me
      You pull a string and trip me
      I fall down
      You run
      You run

      I am making time for fighting
      I think it's time to beat you
      I think it's good decision
      That I destroy and teach you
      You put on very fast shoes
      And try to run away
      I'm very strong and fast though
      You're going down today

      You're so Trash Panda! weak
      I'm so Trash Panda! strong
      That's right
      You're so Trash Panda! weak
      I'm so Trash Panda! strong
      That's right
      You're so Trash Panda! weak
      I'm so Trash Panda! strong
      That's right
      You're so Trash Panda! weak
      I'm so Trash Panda! strong
      That's right
    • infinitygirl
      infinitygirl
      It's the Trash Panda! song!!!
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      May or may not be having a giggle fit right now.
    • wotrick
      wotrick
      Is it still a high five to the face when you are using your cack?
    • Aerax
      Aerax
      Is it called a high five because it's five inc...
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      @wot - no that's just good customer service

      @rax - stop hacking my web cam!
    • BabylonPaladin
      BabylonPaladin
      @Aerax: you're giving me way WAY too much credit.
  • Naxuus

    Nice avatar you got there

    May 3
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Yeah with all the Carnage salt going around, figured I'd represent.
    • Naxuus
      Naxuus
      Sweet! Welcome to the Carnage Army, we like slashing our enemies, bathing in the tears of the butthurt and also ale.
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Mmmmmm ale.....
  • BabylonPaladin

    April 28
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      It's really what I deserve when typing and talking to a client.
    • SouleBreaker
      SouleBreaker
      I do this kind of thing when I'm not even distracted.
  • Babs Update - Babs is unable to log into the forums to check notifications to see how long his ban is. No emails were sent to him for any further info. I'll post more as I find out more.

    Babs wishes you all love, except Anotherdoombot.

    April 25
  • jagrattlehead

    Happy birthday, bud.

    April 22
  • Tanzanite

    April 22
  • alunguy

    Happy birthday dude. Remember even when we all finally reach your age, you will still be older than us. :D

    April 10
    • Whtwolf
      Whtwolf
      Not older then me, I remember dirt when it was rock...
    • SouleBreaker
      SouleBreaker
      Happy Birthday, Maggotbreath!
    • BabylonPaladin
      BabylonPaladin
      Soule, check the date. :P
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Yeah, I don't need more birthdays :p
    • RainbowDashTheFlash
      RainbowDashTheFlash
      Happy late birthday even if it's not your birthday but it's a birthday post so it was your birthday at some point and that means people wished you a happy birthday but I was late to the happy birthday party like I said so I couldn't wish you a happy birthday at that time but I am here to say happy birthday so.... happy birthday!
    • Snowearth
      Snowearth
      How old is he? o_o
    • DreadMAGUS
      DreadMAGUS
      Count his rings!
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      hwen was his birthday? mine ends in 2 and a half hours and its been DOOM'S DAY in Latveria!
    • anotherdoombot
      anotherdoombot
      save your bday wishes, doom needs no one
  • BabylonPaladin

    April 21
    • Maggotbreath
      Maggotbreath
      Et tu Babs? Calling @rainbowdashtheflash
    • BabylonPaladin
      BabylonPaladin
      I wanted one from Frances (from Stripes), but Google wasn't complying.
    • Payneshu
      Payneshu
      I need @rainbowdashtheflash to verify.
  • BabylonPaladin

    April 15